Amsterdam’s “coffeeshops” have been legally selling cannabis since the 1970s. It’s basically the world’s chillest tourist attraction—no secret handshakes required.

There are more bikes than people in Amsterdam (seriously—over 800,000 bikes!). Just remember: riding a bike high is a rite of passage, but maybe stick to the canals if you’re feeling wobbly.

Every April, the whole city turns orange for King’s Day: parades, parties, and a city-wide street market. It’s like a festival made for stoners—just add your Amsterdam Haze.

Amsterdam has over 60 miles of canals. That’s a lot of scenic spots for a mellow stroll, a deep convo, or just zoning out and watching the boats go by.

Thousands of people in Amsterdam actually live on houseboats. Imagine waking up, sparking up, and watching the sunrise over the water—vibes for days.