The Great Pyramid of Giza was the tallest man-made structure for over 3,800 years. Imagine the ancient Egyptians stacking those stones—talk about building while “elevated.”

Egyptians were the OG bling masters—gold everywhere, even on their mummies. “Egyptian Gold” isn’t just a preroll, it’s a whole vibe.

The Nile is the longest river in the world and the ultimate ancient chill spot. Pharaohs used to cruise it on boats—imagine floating down the Nile with your crew and a preroll.

Before texting, there were hieroglyphs. Picture ancient stoners leaving cryptic messages on pyramid walls—“Meet me by the Sphinx, bring snacks.”

Ancient Egyptians worshipped cats. If you’re a cat person, you’d fit right in—bonus points if your furry friend joins your smoke sesh.

Scarabs were ancient Egypt’s symbol of good luck and transformation. Keep one nearby for good vibes during your next session.